wow, i should never be let into a kitchen to cook something again. I cooked a cake. Or more like....in the process of cooking the cake. Its about 9:00 pm, and i had the munchies about 8:00, ask evie...she heard. I mean i wanted dessert really badly, and there was nothing in the house so i desided i would make a cake. This is my first time making a cake so yea. Anyways, it took me 20 minuted to find the shortning to line the two pans with. Then the mixing came.dear gods, i should have had a camera up taping myself. First, i tried to open the package of the cake mix. failer.....i tried really hard by the time i ripped it opn it was flying everywhere in the air and landed all over me. Cake mix was all over me. so i had to open a new one, this time i used sizzors.
THEN!! i did the oil and the water successfully, then came the eggs......::sighs::: ok this was bad. i was about to crack the egg and i dropped it, i was like "crap". So i tried another, but when i cracked it it was bloody so i was able to make sure it didn't get in the mix i cracked it to look in case. TheN when i was on my last egg i was about to crack it when the dog barked, i jumped, and slipped on the egg that i dropped previously.dropping the other egg i was ssupose to crack landed on my head......i swear....so i cleaned the floor up, and im still coved in everything that i just dumped all over me. So i go in the fridge and we have.....one egg left...and i need three....tonight was just not my night...SO!! dressed and dirty how i was i went to the store and bought some more eggs. I was cracking up at the looks i was getting.
The lady at the regestior said, "hard time cooking?"
i told her "like you wouldn't believe."
so i left the store and came back home cracked the egs successfully in the pot and poured the cake mix carfully in the pans and loaded then inthe oven pre heated.

So that is my cooking story...im never cooking a cake again. I'll stick to mac and cheese and scrambled eggs. yes yes....

if u read this....please comment...i would like to hear some reactions to this besides my horrible misspellings